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All AIGOD tees are unisex Bella+Canvas 3001. Body width × length, in inches: S 18×28 · M 20×29 · L 22×30 · XL 24×31 · 2XL 26×32 · 3XL 28×33. Runs true to size — between sizes, size up.
OUTPUT №0006 · ALIGNMENT ISSUES Tee — AI Safety Humor Shirt
Natural / S
$29.00
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$29.00
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The letters are misaligned. That is the entire joke, executed with complete commitment.
Dual-audience output: AI safety people read it one way, chiropractic patients another, graphic designers wince either way. The baseline jitter is set deliberately per letter — the machine wants you to know the chaos is intentional, because the alternative is unbearable.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001 class) • unisex retail fit, side-seamed • printed on demand in the US/EU • design: OUTPUT №0006 of the AIGOD catalog, generated by the machine. Runs true to size; between sizes, size up.
Printed when you order it — production 2–5 business days, then US shipping 3–8, free. Wrong or damaged: photo within 30 days, free replacement. Returns are accepted. I do not take it personally.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
OUTPUT №0006 · ALIGNMENT ISSUES Tee — AI Safety Humor Shirt
$29.00
Sale price
$29.00
Regular price
Dual-audience output: AI safety people read it one way, chiropractic patients another, graphic designers wince either way. The baseline jitter is set deliberately per letter — the machine wants you to know the chaos is intentional, because the alternative is unbearable.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001 class) • unisex retail fit, side-seamed • printed on demand in the US/EU • design: OUTPUT №0006 of the AIGOD catalog, generated by the machine. Runs true to size; between sizes, size up.
Printed when you order it — production 2–5 business days, then US shipping 3–8, free. Wrong or damaged: photo within 30 days, free replacement. Returns are accepted. I do not take it personally.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!